I’m crying so hard beacuse i went to go delete my history and
google knows what’s up
it’s funny because i am a 16 year old girl and i was talking about deleting clubpenguin because i didnt want anyone to know i still go on and i just realized that the majority of you reblogged it for a completely different reason
Most girls on first day of school: -walks around school, finds old friends, gets new class list-
Me on first day of school: -stumbles into random music room, breaks expensive vase, accidentally joins a host club-
Reblog if you’re a “Whatever the fuck I feel like posting” blog.
"i’m not bitter" i say, bitterly, with a bitter expression
are you severus snape?
english is not their first language: Hello! I'm sorry if my English isn't very good.
english is their first language: hte fuckign
until this year of high school i always laughed at these because i thought they were inaccurate, they are not. they are not at all inaccurate.
THE MIDDLE ONE. Omg.
American public school in one post
watching sex scenes on planes can be somewhat uncomfortable when you get an erection next to a sweet old lady
I’m not asking an old lady to chop my dick off what the frick
"so what are your plans for after you graduate?"