drunkpeeta:

drunkpeeta:

I’m crying so hard beacuse i went to go delete my history and

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google knows what’s up

it’s funny because i am a 16 year old girl and i was talking about deleting clubpenguin because i didnt want anyone to know i still go on and i just realized that the majority of you reblogged it for a completely different reason

Most girls on first day of school: -walks around school, finds old friends, gets new class list-
Me on first day of school: -stumbles into random music room, breaks expensive vase, accidentally joins a host club-
Reblog if you’re a “Whatever the fuck I feel like posting” blog.

jaclcfrost:

"i’m not bitter" i say, bitterly, with a bitter expression

are you severus snape?

tastefullyoffensive:

[mrbenbraddock]
english is not their first language: Hello! I'm sorry if my English isn't very good.
english is their first language: hte fuckign

thecreationmonster:

trilluminat1:

meenahtho:

until this year of high school i always laughed at these because i thought they were inaccurate, they are not. they are not at all inaccurate.

THE MIDDLE ONE. Omg.

American public school in one post

googlebus:

googlebus:

watching sex scenes on planes can be somewhat uncomfortable when you get an erection next to a sweet old lady 

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I’m not asking an old lady to chop my dick off what the frick 

well-thats-ood:

Ariel and Herc are technically cousins.

HOLY

bombisbomb:

Got a bunch of cute things from Lotus Fairy! Love it all ♥ Do your best to ignore my awful nail job okay just focus on the badass ring

☾ Click Here for the Mini Review 

coldmackerel:

"so what are your plans for after you graduate?"

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